dead man's hand

the act of masturbating with a numb hand, preferrably after sitting on the desired hand.

"hey joony, i did the dead man's hand yesterday"
"did it really feel like a handjob?"

by destroyer of memes April 15, 2015

dead body krew

it is a type of blood street gang in minnesota the dead body krew is the hardest gang around the midwest to get in you have to be a juggalo and can be trusted with Anything the dead body krew dont care if your dead or alive so go fuck yourself

Eddie,alex and sean are in the dead body krew.

by tj procter February 24, 2008

Dead Man’s Bridge

Noun- the area of skin between the posterior aspect of vagina and the anterior aspect of the anus. Analogous to the tante in a male.

Jav was lucky to have only lost the relationship and not his life attempting to cross dead man’s bridge without proper authorization.

by Javi R April 13, 2023

Dead holy cactus

A magical object seen in the mika vlogs that when called upon makes a large banging noise which sounds like someone stamping on the ground . There is also a dead holy cactus lord

Mia : dead holy cactus reveal yourself! ..... .... .....

Kate: .....
Mia: ...... *bang*

Mia and Kate : * gasp

by Emkami September 10, 2019

dead man sesh

When someone has a party but doesn't invite everyone who is part of the regular group. This causes the sesh to be boring as major people aren't there so it's awkward and uneventful.

Why is Lizzie having a dead man sesh? I heard she's only inviting 10 people what a joke

You didn't miss anything at the party it was a dead man sesh

by vxnxs77 February 25, 2022

Articles of the dead Instructions

Organizations Of the Dead, Articles Of the Dead, Articles for the dead, Articles over the dead, Articles Of the Alive Mislabeling the dead Articles Of Life And Articles After the Death Plus Articles Of Demo and Population.

Quincy articles of the dead instructions have been published, the articles of living and alive have not been created, the dead is now recognized as Adults with responsibility’s not to be taken advantage of.

by Quincy The Beautiful June 14, 2019

Dead Man's Truce

A Dead Man's Truce occurs when a person gets both of their arms torn off; with one arm being shoved down the now armless person's throat and the other arm shoved up that same person's rectum. Both detached appendages are shoved so far into each orifice that they meet in the middle for a handshake just before the person's light leaves their body.

Whoa! Bryce got his arms torn right off and humiliated with a Dead Man's Truce. He's not going to live through that.

by Chef's Kiss June 8, 2021