Captain Obvious

when a person states something that is apparent, or restates something that has already been said

(after your girlfriend slashes your tires)...
Person A: FML....every tire is flat
Person B: Brah...your girl is really pissed!!
Person B: No shit!...thanks Captain Obvious

by NYGaluv4eva May 11, 2015

Captain Obvious

A mocking reference to someone who unnecessarily states facts that are obvious or otherwise already known. It is intended as a spurious comparison of the individual to a superhero (e.g. Captain America) treating the individual's grasp of the obvious as though it were something impressive rather than common and ordinary.

Bob: Don't eat too much or you will make yourself sick.
Alice: Thanks, Captain Obvious.

by MC in TX May 11, 2015

captain miller

When you eat a pussy that hasn't been cleaned. Much like a pirate who haven't bathed a Captain Miller really stinks

Damn! That girl is a "10/10 would tap" but she's got a captain miller so I'll pass on the tapping...

by Tan albino "ajc" May 14, 2015

captain miller

When you eat a pussy that hasn't been cleaned. Much like a pirate who haven't bathed a Captain Miller really stinks

Damn! That girl is a "10/10 would tap" but she's got a captain miller so I'll pass on the tapping...

by Tan albino "ajc" May 14, 2015

Captain Hoser

A person who puts a group of people in tough situations. A person who sets an operation up for failure, day in and day out.

"Captain Hoser made the schedule, we are totally hosed."

by - Bambino July 19, 2015

Captain Hooker

Sucking a penis and a pussy at the same time

Man, Derek was pulling off a Captain Hooker the other day

by BigDickCockSucker69 October 9, 2015

Captain Cucumber

When one butt chugs Captain Morgan while simultaneously sticking a cucumber up their vagina.

"Yo did you catch Marianne doing a captain cucumber last night?"

"Yeah it was insane!"

by Fuckfuckcucumber October 12, 2015