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baby docking

"As her water broke she frantically searched for a baby docking partner."
by colleen86 June 23, 2007
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Baby Dick

A dick that is the size of a baby's dick. Can usualy be found in fat girls mouths because guys with baby dicks can't get hot chicks.
Johny has a baby dick that his fat girlfrind puts in her mouth.
by Taco September 10, 2003
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Baby Daddy

A guy who won't take care of his kids. Usually it's because he has sex with an ugly bustdown who he uses for one night then kicks to the curb.

They have a baby that's a product of one sexual encounter and it's unwanted and he won't claim to know the baby mama or the kid.
Sarah has many baby daddy.
by pudds2 December 9, 2008
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baby jane

Christina Aguilera's alter ego.
Baby Jane is Christina Aguilera's alternate personality.
by Honeydrop04 November 13, 2006
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baby batter

a salty discharge of goo from a male penis
i shot baby batter in her eye
by kevin kehoe November 14, 2003
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baby mama

1)the mother of your seed
2)can be an ex-girlfriend or current girlfriend,1 night stand,fling or just a hoe
3)most of the time looked at as being a gold digger, a bitch, just got pregnant to keep the man around, and full of drama
-thats my girl, my baby mama
-that isnt my girl, she was, shes just my baby mama now
-that stupid bitch just wants my money, dumb ass baby mama
by Mihz JR Divine! February 6, 2008
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baby collector

A term used to describe a woman (or girl) who mothers children for the sole purpose of collecting a larger piece of welfare-system pie.
"Mel's pregnant again!? That's her 4th kid and she's only 23 years old! I don't think one of them kids got the same daddy."
"Yeah, she's a baby collector. I bet her pussy's like a wizard's sleeve!"
by Thoughtstipated November 23, 2006
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