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Butt-Drunk

That moment when your rear-end releases everything in your stomach, then begins to dry heave after being emptied. This condition is normally accompanied by questions like, "What the hell did I eat?" and followed by, "I'm never eating that again" knowing damn well you're going to be greedy in 48 hours.
Bruh I swear fo gawd I'm butt-drunk. I've been on this toilet for 48 minutes!
by JackBanner May 8, 2018
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drunk as andy

See as drunk as andy or as jumpy as andy.
I was as drunk as andy last night
by elemental53 February 7, 2023
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Drunk

When you drunk to much funny juice 🤪
I got drunk off of some “funny juice
by Egeheghegege May 16, 2022
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drunk journal

(noun) A drunk journal is the product of "Wasted Wednesday." This device originated when a girl named Sarah and a boy named Phillip in a Midwestern town began writing thoughts, ideas, drawings and whatever they please into a private journal while under the influence of a certain amount of alcohol. The purpose of a drunk journal is to find joy and answers the following day as you attempt to read it aloud. This immediately results in laughter and memories, which otherwise would have been wasted.
Did you read the drunk journal yet?
by boobylips January 28, 2014
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Dicking Drunk

When a dude plans to get boned by another dude while getting completely wasted on a special occasion.
Im gonna get dicking drunk tonight on my Bday
if im not home call Wallace.
by Calaghan20 June 27, 2020
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Vending Machine Drunk

To become so intoxicate, getting into a fight with a vending machine is your source of entertainment.
Seattle became so vending machine drunk, she went out looking for a fight with a coke machine.
by Anti-Texas March 23, 2010
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Tatonka Drunk

The most drunk you can be! So drunk you dive into gravel. So drunk you throw up like Lard Ass from the movie Stand By Me. So drunk you think you know the words to every 80s song. So drunk you sing the meow version of Old Dominion songs. So drunk you accidentally drink Near Beer. So drunk you surf in the man-made pond’s fountain. So drunk the young guys have to hook up the old guys pap machines.
Someone told me that they have seen me drunk. And I replied , "Not Tatonka drunk.”
by The OG Mikey Mike April 1, 2025
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