Polish Purple-Nurple

During intercourse, when a morbidly obese Polish woman grabs onto both of your nipples and starts aggressively twisting as you begin to ferociously nut everywhere.

"I ejaculated so hard, it reminded me of a polish purple-nurple"

by JamesNewton February 4, 2025

Purple orchid

A vagina that's bruised up and used up!!!

Shawty had a nasty purple orchid....

by Resee2353739 April 19, 2018

Purple Shorts

When someone takes your pants, and like guillotines them before taking a sharpee and purpling all that's left over.

Robespierre: Off with his pants!

Random ah dude: Aye, aye, sir!

Robespierre: Now sharpee him!

*Random dude then colors in with purple sharpee to give him purple shorts*

by PizzaGuy2711 December 25, 2024

Purple

Purple is the best color on earth it is ok if you don’t like the color purple but still I would die for the color purple

My favorite color is purple

I hate the color purple

by Lizazhiva March 18, 2021

Purple

Purple is someone who came into your life and made it better by simply being there and they make you feel good. Your life wouldn’t be the same if they weren’t in it

Person 1: I appreciate having them in my life. I don’t know what I would do without them, they make me so happy

Person 2: They’re your purple

by catloco October 20, 2021

Purple clit

When a woman is sexually aroused for an extended period of time but not brought to orgasm

“I hate when my man leaves me with a purple clit.”

“Dude I gave this bitch the fattest purple clit last night it was hilarious.”

by MikeWaz0wski June 6, 2023

Purple Cloud

When a fart lingers in the room way to long and the next person walks through it when no one is around.

Joe: Damn someone floated and air bisquet and now I’m engulfed in a purple cloud.

by Keysmarine June 14, 2018