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dead man's hand

the act of masturbating with a numb hand, preferrably after sitting on the desired hand.
"hey joony, i did the dead man's hand yesterday"
"did it really feel like a handjob?"
by destroyer of memes April 15, 2015
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dead body krew

it is a type of blood street gang in minnesota the dead body krew is the hardest gang around the midwest to get in you have to be a juggalo and can be trusted with Anything the dead body krew dont care if your dead or alive so go fuck yourself
Eddie,alex and sean are in the dead body krew.
by tj procter February 24, 2008
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Articles of the dead Instructions

Organizations Of the Dead, Articles Of the Dead, Articles for the dead, Articles over the dead, Articles Of the Alive Mislabeling the dead Articles Of Life And Articles After the Death Plus Articles Of Demo and Population.
Quincy articles of the dead instructions have been published, the articles of living and alive have not been created, the dead is now recognized as Adults with responsibility’s not to be taken advantage of.
by Quincy The Beautiful June 14, 2019
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dead man sesh

When someone has a party but doesn't invite everyone who is part of the regular group. This causes the sesh to be boring as major people aren't there so it's awkward and uneventful.
Why is Lizzie having a dead man sesh? I heard she's only inviting 10 people what a joke

You didn't miss anything at the party it was a dead man sesh
by vxnxs77 February 25, 2022
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Dead Man's Truce

A Dead Man's Truce occurs when a person gets both of their arms torn off; with one arm being shoved down the now armless person's throat and the other arm shoved up that same person's rectum. Both detached appendages are shoved so far into each orifice that they meet in the middle for a handshake just before the person's light leaves their body.
Whoa! Bryce got his arms torn right off and humiliated with a Dead Man's Truce. He's not going to live through that.
by Chef's Kiss June 8, 2021
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Dead Kid Walking

1) a kid who barely shows emotions or who have trouble expressing them self.

2) a kid who shows either a lot of emotion or about the normal amount.

They often say unhinged or 'creepy things'. They may enjoy things such as singing, writing, digital/traditional art, or reading books and or manga. They often hyperfixate on a few things or jump between multiple fandoms weekly.
Person 1) Oh he's probably a dead kid walking...
Person 2) what makes you say that?
Person 1) he's always just sitting at the benches and reading that book.
by Internet_Axle October 24, 2022
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Dead dick dive

When a naked man dies during swimming
Carl had a dead dick dive. His funeral is at noon in three weeks
by The weirdo in your pants July 28, 2022
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