The Shocker

Two in the pink and one in the stink
Aka two fingers in a vagina and your pinky in her butt

"You can do it in the bathroom or do it in your car
Or do it in the alley right behind the bar
Two in the pink and one in the stink
That's called the shocker, yeah"
-Steel Panther

by Strxbxrry007 November 5, 2021

Shell-shocked

When you shit on a turtle

Man I can’t believe Shannon shell-shocked that turtle last night!

by Sangarion November 13, 2021

Bam Shock Dodge

A bam shock dodge is what happens when you majestically dodge a shock in mario kart.

Me: BAM SHOCK DODGE!

by Bossboy28 August 20, 2021

streamer shock

when an musician receives compensation for his/her work at .00437 per stream. especially distressing for established artists that previously made 100’s of millions of dollars for their albums.

It took me 5 years to write those songs and music and after 1 million people listened to it, the check I got left me with streamer shock.

by victimeyes October 13, 2021

G-Shock

A G-Schock is an ugly girl, whose far behind her competition. Good looking girls are considered APs while Rolexes are mid tier.

Z: Bro do you like that Girl? She be looking at you
M: nah I don’t like her. She a G-Shock

by MarcoTheGuy November 21, 2021

Cleveland Shocker

When you are giving a girl a shocker and she yells, I gotta shit, and blows massive diarrhea all over your chest, face and mouth

Man, why are you covered in shit? I gave that girl a Cleveland Shocker.
Ohh

by Fyshisback January 29, 2022

Cock shock

When a cock leaves you flabbergasted. It could be because the cock is incredibly large or incredibly small. It could be because it has a fungus growing on it. For whatever reason the cock leaves you gobsmacked and stunned to silence.

"Dude pulled out an 11 incher and left me in cock shock bro istg"

by LOLLIPOP7400 February 26, 2022