Cauldron splash

When you are taking a dump and the splash of the water comes back and hits your butthole

Jim was taking a shit when he jumped of the toilet due to the unexpected cold temperature of the cauldron splash

by Hefe Dragon January 24, 2023

trauma splash

When someone’s current or past trauma has an area-of-effect response in their environment.

Person 1: Did you invite Jane to the party?
Person 2: Yeah, but her trauma splash was so bad it brought down the mood and everyone left.

by drthanos2 February 8, 2023

Poop-Splatter-Rama

Poop-Splatter-Rama is when you poop on your hand in the bathroom and then having someone turn around getting smacked in the face with the poop getting tricked. Finally, charging at them, knocking them down, and licking the poop off of their face enjoying it.

I tried to do Poop-Splatter-Rama, but I failed miserably and instead I got poop on my face!

by Secret Person 2007 February 9, 2023

Toilet Splash

when your taking a shit and the water from the toilet splashed on your ass due to the impact.

bro 1 - “bro why is your ass soggy?”
bro 2 - “dude i got toilet splash”

by ilovescout March 21, 2023

Kentucky Splatter

When using a toilet whether public or personal and lifting up the toilet seat to find shit splatter on the bottom of the toilet seat. This fecal splatter being clearly visible to the user upon lifting the seat to piss.

Defecation upon such a violent degree that it rebounds and splatters onto the bottom of the toilet seat. More often found in places in close proximity to a Kentucky Fried Chicken.

Dude, I went over to Emma's house and shes got kentucky splatter all over her toilet, damn I didn't know she was capable of a violent shit like that

by MexicanBoi13 April 17, 2023

retard-splaining

1. The act of explaining something so simple that only a retard wouldn't already know.

2. The act of explaining something to someone as if they are retarded.

"it really depends on how you want togo about playing it. If you want to be more tanky go with an HP bonus, of you want self sustain then go for regen"
"Why are you retard-splaining to me?"

by BeezeChorger May 14, 2023

Cherry splatter

When you take a used tampon freeze it and then proceed to use it as a dildo

Hey Jessica do you want to cherry splatter tonight

by MCCherrybomb May 17, 2023