Church Shooting

Wow, yeah, that holy war isn't going great, is it? Looks like the Christians have lost their edge. What's the score now?

Hym "You hear about the church shooting? I didn't get an official score but I'll google it eventually... Wasn't I just saying it's been a minute? There might have been a superbowl parade one too."

by Hym Iam February 16, 2024

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shove it up your poop shoot

by MrShovelz March 2, 2024

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A relatively common phenomenon in which a yokel in a sedan that is driving too fast for the conditions fails to navigate a turn and/or hill properly, thereby launching their car through one’s front yard. When this happens at night time, the headlights can be seen flying through the air, resembling a shooting star. Anyone seeing it happen should instantly make a wish.

“Hey Pa, look at that redneck shooting star flying down into the woods!! I just made a wish!!

by Jon the American March 17, 2024

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sassy shooter

An alternative term for the conservative commentator Matt Walsh.

Girl: Have you seen that guy?
Boy: Yeah. He’s a sassy shooter.

Ben Shapiro: How should we combat the Radical Left?
Matt Walsh: I ain’t a gangsta, I’m a sassy shoota.

by RespectThaDripKaren420 March 18, 2024

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