18th march

two women, usually names beginning with D and L are born on this day, they are very loud and very opinionated. They really dislike there kids and would rather go to the pub for a drink.

Omg it’s the 18th March and Donna and Lisa locked their kids in a cage and went to the pub for some drinks

by secretwriter March 1, 2020

million moms march

An anti-gun demonstration orchestrated by the Bell Campaign and other Marxist organizations.

Something under ten thousand angry moms and professional leftist demonstrators paraded in the Elipse. The number of protestors was somewhat less than anticipated.

by J E Walker September 9, 2003

No mastrubating March

You can’t mastrubating whole month it is like no nut November but with mastrubating and girls needs to participat

Girl:yo I will go mastrubating home

Boy: no you can’t

Girl:why
It’s no mastrubating march

by Krapālis November 17, 2019

Frog March

the particular kind of filthy slutty swagger used by french prostitutes, in which the ass is perked upwards invitingly whilst simultainiously rotated in a clockwise quasi-elipitical motion

"that fucking slut melissa can frog march like a cheap parisian whore despite her obvious man ass handicap"

by metro anthony November 13, 2005

Deadline March

The greatest band ever...hails from Dothan, Alabama. They will conquer rock and make all the ladies undress.

C: Hey! Shouldn't Deadline March cover this song?

T: Who?

by T-Col August 21, 2010

14 March

National ask your crush out day!

Emma: Hey Jordan, Will you go out on a date with me?
Jordan: Why are you asking?
Emma: Because it's the 14 March, National ask your crush out day!

Jordan: I- I- I'm.. Your crush?
Emma: Yep! So, Will you go out with me?
Jordan: Of Course, I've been waiting for you to ask me this for so long!
Emma: Yay!!

by Daryna Popach March 14, 2021

4th March

Everything in the world is £10 for my amazing girlfriend skye who is reading this right now xx<33 hehe

Skye: you have a £10 limit for my birthday I don’t like money being spend on me

Alfie: well it’s the 4th March so everything is £10 so ur gonna have the best birthday ever

by Alfie Dorken January 23, 2022