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I want you to draw me like one of your french girls

A code word for someone to say, basically asking you for persmission for them to undress in front of you.
Guy: So what now?
Girl: I want you to draw me like one of your french girls

Guy: Oh, shit, yeah, of course
Girl: *undresses in front of him*
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I had a girlfriend like that once

A joke similar to "That's what she said"
A funny comment said when a person makes a statement that could also describe an ex-girlfriend/boyfriend.
Lee: Don't worry it's wide enough to fit two or three.
Thomas: I had a girlfriend like that once...

Christina: It's so small I can barely see it.
Lynne: I had a boyfriend like that once...
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anything like your first name 

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Faded Like Yoda 

Is an intense euphoric feeling...Especially when you are intoxicated or when you are high off of marijuana.
This Erb is pretty dank,It Got me feeling " Faded Like Yoda ".

suck like a fox 

Spawning from a Simpsons episode where Homer cooks up a scheme to smuggle booze into Springfield during prohibition.
Literally means to do something bad/unskillfull on purpose for reasons that arnt obvious.
See crazy like a fox
Bart: Man Homer, you suck! {At bowling}
Homer: Yeah, suck like a fox!
suck like a fox by TTM October 16, 2004

went over like a fart in church 

Something that wasn't received very well
Jesse Jackson's attacks on the Jewish community went over like a fart in church.

The long neverending demented cartoon movie that lasts almost like, half a fucking HOUR, damn you! I hate myself, go to hell. 400000004!

I don't know, I'm just really, really drunk.
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