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James Horne 

A loyal carrot farmer who lives in oropi, he is nearly as loyal as an octopus. Yet he isn't very attractive but his carrots make up for it. James Hornes carrots are delicious because of the nutritious soil he stole because he lives in Oropi.
James Horne: would you like my hard, delicious, juicy carrot in your mouth?
Random gay person: No i want it in my ass

James Bond Syndrome

Originating from the video games, a disorder in which someone can carry and infinite amount of weapons and ammunition up their ass.

Also know as GTA Syndrome.
Jeff: Where the hell did that RPG come from?
Tom: Be a little more sensitive; he has James Bond Syndrome.

James King 

James King'd, or doing a James King, is a verb for the stalking, kidnapping, raping and subsequent killing, which more often than not leads to further raping, of small, innocent little children, often, but not in all cases, under the age of 3 years. This is usually completed by the dismemberment and disposal of the victim into several easy to binbag parts.
i)Ermintrude: I lost sight of my little Freddie yesterday; I feared that some one could've James King'd him!

Hyacinth: That's horrible! I heard on the news about a 6-month old baby who disappeared and was found three months later in three different bins!

ii)Hugo: Hey, have you noticed Ted's strange behaviour recently? He's been spending a lot of time at home, and the only time he does come out is to loiter around childrens' parks.

Vincent: Yeah, I think he's planning to do a James King.
James King by Bertington November 23, 2010

James Carville

Ugly-ass, balding redneck son of a bitch politician from Louisiana. He, for some unthinkable reason, married a Republican woman. He has a face that is so ugly, he makes rats and blind kids cry. I think he should rot in Hell just for being a dumbass piece of white trash and for being so fucking fugly.
Carville in some stupid commercial from 2003 or early 2004: ...So we can argue over which one of mah cousins makes duh bes' gumbo!
James Carville by Ur Mom October 26, 2004

james blunt 

Someone whose fame is mysterious. Everyone knows he can't sing so no one knows how he became famous.
Anyone who likes James Blunt should be put into a psych ward.
james blunt by lurannn March 2, 2008

James Bishop 

Name for a christian child that does crazy things. Named after the Bishop James.
That guy did a James Bishop
Yeah aren't his parents really strict though
Yeah, I hope he doesn't get Binki
James Bishop by David Brock May 4, 2006