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French Guy

Hym "I think he's mad we called his wife a whore by way of extension..."

Iam "Hey, you hear about that french guy who wanted to wait to have sex until marriage and after the two of them got married she divorced him immediately for not having a big enough weiner?"

Hym "Yeah, I did! That was crazy! I guess that why waiting until marriage is a stupid idea. Have half of your shit taken away from you for not having a big enough dick? That is wild."

Iam "Yeah. Tell me about it. You hear that they had to ban home paternity test because they found that 33% of men taking them were raising kids that were not their own?"

Hym "Really? Well, aren't you just a wealth of knowledge today"

Iam ☺️

Hym "Now get back to work!"

Iam 😑
by Hym Iam May 18, 2022
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French Kissing Shrek

You give Shrek a big ol French kiss
by Yallow June 3, 2024
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French Fry

When someone dips, or leaves. Dip as in French fry dipping
That fucker just dipped like a French fry
by 100PercentTrueDefinitons November 5, 2018
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French Grammar

The most mind-numbing grammar ever invented
"English speakers must not be able to speak out language, but how will we accomplish such a task?"

Make the French grammar impossible to do unless it is a native speaker?"
by Parsival.2222 September 26, 2022
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French Pudding

The act of mixing pudding and human feces to consume for sexual enjoyment
Christian: What are you guys going to to tonight?
Hanna: We're going to make French Pudding :)
by baggerclams November 13, 2020
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French Middle School

French Middle School is a school with All races. They also are amazing at volleyball and basketball. French Middle School is also going to beat Jardines Ass at Basket ball so get ready Jardine Bitches and Hoes.
We’re going to Beat Jardines ass and Aniyas Keeling because she’s a Homie Hopper and that’s not cute sis Skeirod. French Middle School is the best.
by Bitch imma dog🤪 November 8, 2019
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French dinner

The fine art of replacing a meal with wine and cigarettes.
Not working tomorrow so I'll probably just have a light French dinner and pass out.
by SaltySate October 4, 2016
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