Emily Meyer

Someone you spent the formative years of your young adulthood with. She loves the ocean and sharks. She worked at a winery and was a volunteer diver at a major aquarium. She put up with a lot of your bullshit for a long time. More than a bit forgetful and definitely a chaotic spaz. Has iridescent green and blue and gray eyes. Makes you think of the beach when you put your face to her sandy hair. Has a calming smile like a cool sea breeze on a hot day. Fiercely independent and goes for the jugular in verbal beatdowns. From perfume fights to geocache hikes, the time you shared will stay with you, even though the two of you couldn't work out a future together.

I love you Emily Meyer and I always will.

by TheOneForPeace October 10, 2020

Emily

A person with a funny reaction to someone saying sugar.

Guys, I swear, Emily has the funniest reaction when somebody says sugar. Don't believe me? Watch this. Sugar! Did somebody say suga- AHB ASJFEHQF JKEASBK GADGJKFVHADSB FZDSHJHDXFJ

by ChillBill668 May 7, 2024

Emily

A salty “how would you even do that” and “what even is that” white woman who loves to eat gumdrops and brag about being from Chicago even though she’s from Croatia. Avoid at all costs because she is angry and lecherous

Emily: I’m a salty hoe
Gorbachev: I hate my life

by Oceaneyesoceaneyesoceanemily April 6, 2025

emilie

Emilie is big. And i'm not talking about a little thick, im talking about an extremely large person. I'm not sure its healthy anymore because she takes up so much capacity it is crazy. She makes things shake. I don't know how to tell her but on top of being large she has a very large amount of chromosomes. If you have an emilie be nice to her because her autism cant take any mean behaviors. Emilies are challenged.

emilie is fat

emilie is big
emilie has infinite cromeizones

emilie is making earthquakes

emilie is troubled
emilie is not okay
emilie is challenged

by emilie hater May 12, 2025

emily

A blonde white girl who is what people call a "Pick me"

emily: omg im so ugly
person: your not ugly your beautiful

by bitchimHomeless September 3, 2021

emily

the most stunning girl you will ever meet in your life. she is so pretty and funny and better than anyone else. she’s so humble to.

person 1- “hey! that’s emily over there she’s perfect”
emily-“i know right!!”
person 1-“ugh she’s so humble!!”

by gamegamegame August 23, 2020

Emily Elizabeth Vaughn

A wonderful bright lady who has been through a lot and one day she'll understand the man loves her heart and swears to never break it but to pick up the peaces where everyone left and make her whole again

Emily Elizabeth Vaughn wow I'd love to call you mine, my wife my lovely friend that I love so much

by Thechosen1021 March 18, 2021