Walnut cracker

A butt that it so thought that can stack a walnut between it cheeks when it flexed.

Check out that walnut cracker says Timo as he longingly gazes across that gym at Sandy’s tight ass.

Walnut cracker by The dirty digglet November 4, 2023

avocado cracker ding dong

The avocado cracker dong is a level five sex move, so assume you have consent. For this move you are going to need a fairly attractive a peeled avocado a one saltine cracker and of course youre penis.

first have the woman cock your head back and place the cracker in the woman's mouth

then you are going to climb a small ladder and absolutely slam the peeled avocado into the woman's mouth. Immediately after you slam said avocado into the woman mouth jump from the ladder with your erect cock and slam youre penis in said woman's mouth. If done correctly the friction between cock, mouth,cracker and avocados make the mans penis ejaculate with extreme force and blow all the avocado out the sides of her mouth.

yo im so horny but i wanna fuck in a creative way

well say no more i just saw a tut on how to do the avocado cracker ding dong.

avocado cracker ding dong by JOHN INTERNET GOOD November 8, 2023

Saltine Cracker 

A Saltine Cracker is a term for the Devil. A Saltine Cracker is White and is loaded with Salt... Ergo: Salt = "Meth", Cracker = "White Person", so when you put them together: Saltine Cracker = "Satan", as Satan uses Meth to brainwash all you honkeys!

As a command: Shut up Saltine Cracker. I told you before "GET OUT of My House, and leave them humans ALONE".

As a comment: "Mom, I don't like Saltine Crackers. You always give them to me with Chicken Noodle Soup, and it reminds me of being SICK!"

Saltine Cracker by Charlie(CLOVE)Love November 20, 2023

Rice cracker 

An person of Asian decent, that is ridiculously white.

"Hey look at Lu Kim, drinking a pumpkin spice latte. He's such a rice cracker."

Rice cracker by Slopeface November 5, 2024

Backhoe Cracker 

A white boy who operates heavy equipment

Uncle Jett's a backhoe cracker.

Backhoe Cracker by Notabackhoecracker November 22, 2024

Side cracker 

When yo cracker u fuck wit gotta man she fucking wit and yous be in wit her u know wat im saying and they still be fucking so u gotta keep it on the down low

Some nigga: Yo bitch wanna fuck?

Cracker: Not now you needs to fuck off side cracker my mans is here.

Side cracker by Xolu December 24, 2023

Coconut Cracker

Offensive slang twords Hawaiians.

"God damn coconut crackers."
"Huh?"
"Fucking Hawaiians!"
"That's fucked up man.."

Coconut Cracker by Weiners Inmy Mouth January 3, 2024