“ Carl, you're homeless? What happened?” said Jon. ”Well,” Carl said. ”A dude went inside my house and didn't say no homo so I said No-Home-Bro and I sold it. I may be homeless but at least I'm not gay.”
by gudiofdkjghfhuu April 23, 2019
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Chris (seen doing a keg stand at a local party) volunteers during the week at a soup kitchen and has a 4.0 GPA. He's a faux bro. He also doesn't really want to be at that party - he just feels like he HAS to.
by Jennifrog June 27, 2013
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based on oneg the typical highschool student has used the word on several occasions
based on oneg the typical highschool student has used the word on several occasions
yo be a bro-neg pass me that ting for a sec?
yo dont be a hoe-neg be a bro-neg and hook me up with your friend
yo dont be a hoe-neg be a bro-neg and hook me up with your friend
by toile September 1, 2010
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- Hell naw, I ain't gay but I'm up for some bro chocolate.
- Hell naw, I ain't gay but I'm up for some bro chocolate.
by BygonesByJones July 8, 2017
Get the bro chocolate mug.This term originated in theatre, coined by the venerable theatre critic Allison Ward. It can refer to a variety of situations involving a bro, but the following are the most common uses of it:
1)A friend who is not really your friend, thus for show
2) a bro in your show, thus a "show bro"
3) a bro who aids your show, whether by working in the crew, or driving you around to obscure prop shops to pick up swords.
4) a bro of whom you are proud, and thus flaunt continually
1)A friend who is not really your friend, thus for show
2) a bro in your show, thus a "show bro"
3) a bro who aids your show, whether by working in the crew, or driving you around to obscure prop shops to pick up swords.
4) a bro of whom you are proud, and thus flaunt continually
1) "I though that Karen was my friend, but she just told my secret to everyone!"
"Yup, she's a show bro for sure."
"Yup, she's a show bro for sure."
by Dormsalot November 15, 2009
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Get the bro-bombing mug.Usally a douche, who is extremely good looking and uses it to be a fuckboi as much as possible.gets drunk and high all the time with his fellow shlong bros and gets girls when ever he wants because he is sexy as fuck and has giant muscles and a big cock. Uses protein to get fucking huge and eats pussy like a G. Most likely to join a frat in college and already dressed like one.
Every girl ever: Damn the Shlong bros are so sexy and have giants Cocos.
Shlong bros: Shlong bros for life dudddde!
Shlong bros: Shlong bros for life dudddde!
by swagman4748 July 31, 2016
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