Key Fucking

The act of seductively inserting and slowly removing a key from its slot.

Triangle had me key fucking the lock until all was calm and cool but still wouldn’t let me open it.

by DaveDarling March 31, 2024

Sexy as fuck

Joe gard

Joe Gard is sexy as fuck

by Naughtybitch87 June 17, 2021

you selfish fuck

A person who is being very selfish to the point it gets annoying.

person: im not giving you any food since you ate mine
me: its because you haven't fed me for weeks you selfish fuck.

by your mom's fav ♥ September 27, 2021

Tree Fucked

Getting a fishing hook stuck in a tree numerous times only to have the weight alone come back and fuck your knee up

Today I got tree fucked after my damn hook got hung up on that there tree

by CoochieMan6942005 May 25, 2021

Fuck

You are a fucking idiot

Fuck you, Fuck Him, Fucking bitch

by Itz Nobody August 23, 2021

Megalodon fucked

When you drink almost a whole bottle of vodka, twerk violently for hours and abuse anyone within a 10 metres of you

"Yeah man she was megalodon fucked"
"On a scale of 1-megalodon fucked how drunk are you"

by MegalodonM8 August 19, 2015

Cunty Fucking Whore

Something that is so ridiculously aggravating that it defies any perceivable logic

When dumb shit happens in Call of Duty. "Activision you Cunty Fucking Whores!"

When someone at your workplace comes in sick and passes it to everyone.
"I don't want to get sick you Cunty Fucking Whore!"

by crazyITnerd August 17, 2025