Tommy Twat-Texter

A grown man in a relationship/ marriage sending risky texts to his wife’s best friend who he is also sleeping with.

by PettyPrincess May 01, 2022

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ya facking twat

Rory ya facking twat

by mnbjkl March 22, 2021

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Also known as a vagina, pussy, va-jay jay. It also grows next to the cactus in the desert.

She needs to do something with that twat plant.

by Kandicyd July 24, 2009

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A tattoo similar to a tramp stamp, but above one's vagina.

I thought I wanted to be a porn star, so I got a twat stamp in 2014. Now I get made fun of by my OBGYN.

by immadieanyway November 25, 2021

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Real time neck up dead lacking street skills other than its Uber app.

Twat 1 says "holy bat shit is totally lost in translation cuz Uber broke down with no celly life "

Twat 2 says "Ur such a ginormous Millennial Twat"

by Never Sell Out ! 88 November 21, 2017

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tampon or any flexible material that has been or will be placed in the vaginal canal.

Gimme a few, i need too replace my twat-wad. Or, Damn johnny has been acting like a real twat-wad lately.

by Dabhand420$ December 12, 2023

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The combination of an imbecile and a twat, basically a very very stupid person.

(after breaking a pane of glass) "You imbecilic twat, you broke the glass!"

by wizzledazzle9000 January 10, 2024

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