tops and bottoms

When you are sick and you have diarrhea and are throwing up at the same time.

Dude...I nearly shit myself while I was puking. Tops and bottoms suck ass.

by zipper13 May 9, 2011

top gear twist

Masturbating whilst driving at speed. Feeling horny whilst travelling

I was on the way to London so had a 'top gear twist' on the way.

by Jayboy86 September 8, 2022

rock yo top

The act of inflecting a great blow to another persons head.

"A did you see the fight last night?"-Person 1

"yeah, pretty boy Floyd rocked his top!!"-Person 2

Or

"A chill out wit all dat before i rock yo top"-T.J. Booga

by TJ Gage May 14, 2008

Oregon Top Hat

An elaborate sexual practice involving three women, two men, a pogo stick, several marijuana cigarettes, a bigfoot costume, and a Marionberry Pie from Shari’s.

Bob: I can’t believe Ed died last week. He was only 23!
Sally: The last thing he told me was he was going to try an Oregon Top Hat.

by Kickolaus Nage October 8, 2021

Top Mouth Dick

That one dickhead who never does a damn thing. He tells his “inferior” co workers to do his basic tasks while he sits on Snapchat. Known for driving a very “cheesy” car.

Look at that ridiculous looking vehicle, guess top mouth dick is here to be the “boss”

by Pizzashop June 30, 2022

Pine Top Poon

This is when you are on trip or vacation and you get some poon from a local

Man I was on vacation looking for some "Pine Top Poon", I havent bagged one in a day or 2.

by HollaBak2009 January 20, 2009

Tallahassee top hat

The act of folding the testicles above the shaft for a more aggressive and complex appearance. Alternatively known in Europe as the Irish weather balloon.

After spotting a mountain lion on the hiking trail , I immediately produced a Tallahassee top hat. The wildcat was discouraged and immediately left the area .

by The Brazen Bandit January 18, 2023