butterfly effect

1. A theroy stating that if one was to step on a butterfly some 65 million years ago, it would change the entire course of history in the present.

2. As a butterfly flaps its wings in one part of the world, a disaster is happening in another part of the world.

2. A butterfly is flying in Africa. A tsunami is devestating Japan

by Spork, Destroyer of Worlds January 3, 2004

The Taylor Effect

the act of destroying someone's life by calling them gay for about a year, convincing everyone in the school classroom to hate them, making them change classrooms and still being hated by his/her new classmates. then they must try to kill his/her younger brother or sister with a hairdryer. then they must move away to an insane asylum.

me: Taylor, your gay.
taylor: no i'm not!!!
(next day, comes to school with a see through leotard)
me: EWWWW!!!! *throws up*
taylor: hey! i'm beautiful!!!
me:no your not.... you are ugly and gay and no one likes you....
taylor: *tries to kill brother/sister* I'M NOT CRAZY!!! AGH!!!!

the taylor effect

by aisjdbrtgisd January 20, 2008

Pineapple effect

When you get freaky and you want porno.

I think I have the pineapple effect. I'm gonna call Jeff.

by Samantha Kirk January 20, 2017

Zombie Effect

When a large crowd wants something so badly their primal instincts take over and they reach out there arms, push, and shove to retrieve said item.

Man, Comic-Con was crazy, those stupid collectible bags caused a zombie effect of nerds!

by The Riddler4000 November 26, 2010

The TAPOUT Effect

The process by which wearing a Tapout, Redemption, or other MMA fighting shirt instantly makes the wearer hold his body and walk in a way as to look much more buff and a like an experienced fighter.

As soon as I saw him come out of the changing room wearing that TAPOUT shirt, he had his chest poked out, his arms held up higher, and was walking like he was about to knock somebody out. That's what I like to call 'The Tapout Effect'.

by MemphisP July 20, 2010

the hahn effect

Situation in which a socially awkward male is able to attract and score with a female who is waay out of his league solely due to his sexual prowess.

She's a dime, wtf is she sleeping with a 2!?!? He must have the Hahn Effect

by KARL GANT September 14, 2016

the jessica effect

When a person has a crush on a person of the same gender, but the object of their affection is heterosexual. Named after the original Jessica.

Damn the Jessica Effect! Why are there no cute gay guys?

by bioluminescentgelatinousfish November 29, 2016