old orange one

If you consume cheetos and do not wash your hands before you masturbate, you will be left with an old orange one.

I got wasted last night and pulled an old orange one.

by cheetosmakethingsorange April 9, 2009

miserable old sod

old man

What's up you miserable old sod

by anonymous October 8, 2021

Old Fashioned Liposuction

When someone shakes the muffin tops of his friend until they fall off.

Corey: If you don't stop quoting scrubs, I'm going to give you an old fashioned liposuction

by Shape-Ups February 6, 2012

old man twat

Used on someones birthday when they are showing signs of becoming old and boring. Can be used for either sex.

"C'mon John, you only turned 20 today, don't be such an old man twat and drink that triple absinthe!"

by gluesniffer December 22, 2004

Old Sinister Turmoil

A shitty game that stole assets and models that can be made in 10 seconds.

The Old Sinister Turmoil is absolute shit, and if you like it, you have problems.

by ThatOnePandaGamer July 12, 2018

Old Skool Gamers

People who only play games that have 2D graphics and insult any game that has 3d graphics or is not "old school" as they say. I love all video games, both old school and new school, 2d and 3d, while old school gamers only appreciate ones that have been around longer then others.

I'm cool 'cause I'm an old-skool gamer.

by VideoGameGal December 26, 2003

old-fashioned shower

refers to the actual shower which came into existence in the early 1800s. In contrast to the modern shower (shower in a can), which although gives a great sense of freshness, is no match to the cleanliness achieved by taking an old-fashioned shower. The term "old-fashioned shower" originated from The Stepbrother.

James: "wow i feel real nasty right now, toss me your shower in a can"
The Stepbrother: "nah man, it won't work, your too sweaty and nasty, what you need is an old-fashioned shower."

by LilBibby2342 October 8, 2005