jelly no pogo stick 

TL;DR Some random words i strung together whilst in the shower.

One of my friends has a gf that has a fat ass honker, and the made a tiktok where the girl jumps and the guy tackles her, except he tackles like a little baby bitch boi, and then I said "he hit her with that jelly no pogo stick"

Damn, you hit him with that jelly no pogo stick

jelly no pogo stick by fucxk January 13, 2021

Slap A Sticker

When someone is ready to come, pull out, jizz on the person's face and smack the fuck out of them.

Everyone knows that to make sure you stake your claim right, gotta Slap A Sticker on 'em. They'll never forget you.

Slap A Sticker by JoohnseyBoy78 June 10, 2021

the fear stick 

A woodcutters axe enchanted with fear and turn undead at lvl 5826493.

Me: hit something with the fear stick
Enemy: AAAAAAAAAAHHHH! I GOTTA GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE

the fear stick by Nametaker44 August 26, 2021

Big Long Delicious Stick (BLDS) 

It's a baguette, get your head out of the gutter!

"I had a Big Long Delicious Stick (BLDS) for lunch yesterday"
"oui oui"

Big Long Delicious Stick (BLDS) by Exploding Tentacles November 26, 2021

scrunchie on the gear stick 

When you slide it onto the gear stick reaaaaal good

Ruk: 'Hey hun u wanna scrunchie on the gear stick tonite'
Man on the corner: 'Please leave me alone, I'm waiting for my wife'
Ruk: 'Hunnnnn u know ur wife don't have a scrunchie half as elasticated as mine'
Man on the corner: * runs off *

scrunchie on the gear stick by greg_gearstick April 7, 2022

Don’t stick your dick in crazy 

A rule all men should live by if they don’t want to have their lives ruined.

Elon: Yo I just banged Amber Heard last night.

James: Yea I’ve banged Amber Heard before, do not recommend.

Elon: Why not?

James: did you see what she did to Johnny? She beat him, told everyone he raped her. Now he’s getting cancelled and his career is in the toilet.

Elon: Shit, I guess I didn’t follow the most important rule: Don’t stick your dick in crazy.

Don’t stick your dick in crazy by anonymous May 30, 2022

to shit over a stick 

Refers to taking residence in lowly accommodation or camping where facilities are poor or non existent.

Angry hotel guest to hotel receptionist … “Do you think I’ve paid all that money to shit over a stick!”

to shit over a stick by 1BigEck October 7, 2022