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jumpin' off

to start a argument from no type of previous problems.
diamond was sitting down when shamajah started jumpin' off and said "diamond you know no one in this school likes you."
by jeff keltz May 9, 2006
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Retard Off

The act of screaming the word retard at the top of your retarded lungs, while trying to be retardedly obnoxious. The most retarded retard wins the retard off...retards.
James: REEEEEEEEEtard! (drools)

Austin: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEtard!!!!!

James: Aww shucks you win the retard off...Austin, you're so much better than me...you have all the elements of a good retard-offer.
by J&A April 8, 2008
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Nobbing off

When I man pleasures himself, often using his right hand in a up an downward motion
Shaun Ainsworth was Nobbing off in class
by Lesie Greach October 11, 2005
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twacking off

when you are on a stimulant such as Meth or Adderall and your sex drive is making you so horny you decide to jack off but you take longer to achieve an orgasm because of the shrinkage involved with using an amphetamine
i took a second adderall on accident and was so horny i was twacking off and it took me three hours to cum
by man in yellow hat October 15, 2009
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Fuck Off

When someone is really being a bitch and you want them to go away
Fuck Off M8
by Yea Boi Skinny Penis January 6, 2018
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Sack off

a game that is played to claim a victor. this usually comes after a disagreement between two or more people. to preform this game all players must first have a sack(burlap will work) than a sack master, so there is no dispute to who is the winner, must clear the sack path and ready the participants for action. when the game is stared the participants jump in their sack to a set point all pushing and shoving is allowed. weapons are prohibited
dude 1: i can't believe you had sex with my girl
dude 2: well i think it was ok because she wanted my cock
dude 1: fuck you its a sack off now bitch
dude 2: ill fuck you up like i fucked your girl
by Auguy21 April 20, 2010
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Milk Off

When a male ejaculates after a month or more of sexual abstinence and his semen flows without cessation from his penis as if he were pouring milk from a container. That’s “milking off”.
Damn, that woman is beautiful from head to toe. I would sure like to milk off in that ass!

Shorty got a bangin' body and a pretty face! I'll milk off and let her have my baby.
by $P$P$ January 12, 2009
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