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Mike Wazowski piss eye

Noun.
The act of urinating into a partner’s open eyeball in order to turn it an orangish-yellow color similar to jaundice. Coined by Leichen & Rose
Person 1: “Yeah I gave my girl a Mike wazowski piss eye last night.”
Person 2: “dawg that’s disgusting go get therapy.”
by Leichengeist January 23, 2026
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Mike Wazowski

Noun.
The act of urinating into a partner’s open eyeball in order to turn it an orangish-yellow color similar to jaundice. An extremely painful act, not recommended except by the Bravest sex-havers.
Person 1: “Dudeeee I gave my girl a Mike Wazowski piss eye last night 😎”
Person 2: “Dawg that’s not a brag, go get therapy 😭”
by Leichengeist January 23, 2026
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Mike Wazowski piss eye

Noun.
The act of urinating into a partner’s open eyeball in order to turn it an orangish-yellow color similar to jaundice. An extremely painful act, not recommended except by the Bravest sex-havers.
Person 1: “Dudeeee I gave my girl a Mike Wazowski piss eye last night 😎”
Person 2: “Dawg that’s not a brag, go get therapy 😭”
by Leichengeist January 23, 2026
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The depraved sexual act of hitting it from behind inside of a walk in fridge or freezer full of food, whilst wearing half of a work uniform.
I just heard Justin and Crystal pulled a Jersey Mike’s pickle bucket the other day.
by Qball1984 January 23, 2026
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Beardless Mike

I went to a roller derby event and someone had their beardless mike hanging out of their pants
by Fist56 January 25, 2026
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Fingerloo Mike

A big fat tub of lard with no friends who seeks attention from all the larping foids of the world.
Fingerloo is also an adjective for if someone does something foolish.
Did you see what that guy done the other day? He's a real Fingerloo Mike.
by Larpyloo February 15, 2026
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Mike Swindell

Nickname for the imbecilic, MyPillowGuy, MAGAt extremist who falsely challenged the 2020 Election with only fabricated, nonsensical data.
There goes Mike Swindell once again spreading lies about the 2020 Election, which in truth Diaper Donald lost. He is still trying to swindle the American public.
by LaughingAloud February 16, 2026
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