Jordan 

Most Jordans can be smelly and sometimes stinky. If you look really close in her hair you can see lil specks of feces and wittle critters. But most of the time it's on her finger... Its green... Like Ms. Michauds jacket. A deep dark disgusting ugly swamp looking green. It seems as if she really loves this green shade because she just 2 days ago got her nails done the SAME shade. True story, one time, in Spanish class since we both have the same teacher, I saw her get up from her chair, pick her butthole and SNIFFED it. Not joking. SNIFFED. S-N-I-F-F-E-D. You might be wondering why I am writing such a hateful paragraph.. So ill tell you.. Right after the event above.. She.. Wiped the finger.. on my favorite white shirt.. Now there is a trail of feces on it. DO NOT COME NEAR ANYONE NAMED. MY WARNING FROM ME TO YOU

Jordan. The green beast.

Jordan by anonymous December 4, 2024

Jordan Neely 

When Cardi B(iotch) brutally raped homeless crack addict Tyron Biggums because he couldn’t afford to pay for his crack habit and 9 months later she squeezes it out of her WAP.

What’s the name of that homeless violent bum who used to cripple and kill innocent senior citizens in New York City until American hero, Daniel Penny, gently subdued him to protect innocent subway riders of all ages, genders and colors, until he died of a synthetic cannabis overdose? You mean the loser who was cradle to the grave on government assistance and contributed literally nothing to society and we’re all better off without it? Jordan Neely.

Jordan Neely by Batman the Punisher December 10, 2024

Jordanana 

The most bizarre person you ever meet rizzing up all the huzz but overall a caring friend

Person one are you like Jordanana
Person two huh
Person one like someone with rizz

Jordanana by littleZ24 December 13, 2024

Jordan 

Person who typically if is not always a blue haired Biden voting flower cutting ford fiesta driving liberal who sucks at vayne bot

My 2 in 6 Jordan needs to work on his game mechanics

Jordan by ohthatpie December 19, 2024

Jordan 

A man who LOVES Aiden's big balls in his mouth. Like he LOVES Aiden and Langston inside of him like he loves tongue kissing them 24/7 and just getting absolutely railed by them. I mean he's other that or a absolutely great guy and a amazing person fr.

I love people who Jordan I think

Jordan by jordanlover12YESyoujordanYOU December 23, 2024

Jordan "We don't know anything" Peterson 

Pfffft! Doesn't it get old!? How fucking tired is your schtick Jordan?

Jordan "We don't know anything" Peterson "We don't what happens when Muslims are in Christian countries! We don't know what happens when Twitter! All we know is that you just HAVE to do my incest cult! You NEED to validate my worldview!"

Hym "This isn't a fight for women's equality. If it's 60/40 in any direction it's in the direction of women and you don't actually attribute value to the lives of men who aren't fucking. You are shit. You fail by your own metric. My only metric is being a genius and better than everyone and I am already both! Really, it's ridiculous what you're doing here."

Jordan "We don't know anything" Peterson by Hym Iam January 7, 2025

Jordan 

In an age of technology, childpredators were everywhere, even in school. A notorious predator lurked, a predator named Jkrdan. Jordan was the late predascessor of the og toucher known as edp. Given his power, Jordan went roughe. He touched evtire teams of minor league players, even volunteering at a daycare just to get closer. When the time was right, he swooped in and took the unsespecting victim, and gobbled the poor child. Jordan is a public menace, if you have any information, notify us immediately, protect your kids and stay safe.

Jordan referance
Who is this guy, Jordan?

Jordan by SmokeFebreeze January 20, 2025