Jack Johnson

singer, songwriter, movie makier, surfer
Makes beautiful musisc that has touched many hearts
'Cocoon' will be played at my funeral.

'jack johnson is fucking brilliant'

by April August 3, 2004

smacky jack

When heroine is injected into a vein in the penis while a man is orgasming. It is intended to exponentially increase pleasure.

I heard that the smacky jack feels like heaven. I want to try it but I don't have a girlfriend or any smack!

by Loube June 20, 2006

Kangaroo Jack

A very asinine movie that is so bad, even horse rectums commit suicide if they watch it.

by Anonymous May 28, 2003

Jack of Clubs

An idiot, someone who does something stupid that annoys you.

'What are you doing! You jack of clubs!'

by El Chadders October 18, 2007

jack moment

A moment where your penis refuses to get hard . Even when you hot girl friend wants you . You are probably gay.

alex: lets do it!
Jordan: i cant its not hard D=
alex : LOL JACK MOMENT

Jordan : i fail D=

by zero0077 July 11, 2009

Jo-Jack

A word used to describe hillbilly, redneck, or ghetto people. Also can be used to describe something that is done half-assed.

"I can't believe that lady has a broken toilet sitting in her yard. That is so jo-jack."
"I told you I didn't want this done jo-jack! I need it done right!"

by Sheryn August 18, 2005

Up jack

An "up jack" is when you ejaculate into your own face and rub the semen into your nostrils.

You can up jack someone else by grabbing their penis and causing them to ejaculate into their face, at which time you rub the semen into their nostrils.

Oh man, I up jacked so much last night that everything still smells like my seed.

by Thadeous December 14, 2008