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Damb internet hooman..

damb internet hooman often is seen sitting infront of his computer in his livingroom with shades closed..
he is a medium rare specimen of "Human" , recognized by writing subpar grammar on youtube comments and random internet websites.. this is often a fulltime job even though nobody is paying Damb internet hooman to do this.. he/she will spend 1-24 hours every day 365 days a year to make sure that everybody can read his/her internet comments even though they often dont bring any value to anybody, also often damb internet hooman is anonymous.. making the entire career quite special..
Alien: "Look what they write on internet... "
Damb internet hooman nr.1 : "he is an arab, from morocca born there, a muslim.. "
Damb internet hooman nr.2: "Still a better love story than twilight, no wait wrong comment"
Damb internet hooman nr.2 "......"
Damb internet hooman.. nr.1. : "well he is racist so no wonder he acts like a retard"

curious friend: "But he is your dad"
Damb interent hooman: "Dad , racist.. whats the difference?"
by Mr.zx October 24, 2020
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Internet snacking

Using the Internet to find something quick and leaving.
She couldn't decide whether or not to wear a coat, so she went "Internet snacking" to just check the weather.
by webfeat January 21, 2010
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oblivious to the internet

Not knowing of popular or growing trends/memes on the internet.
"Johnny is so oblivious to the internet! He doesn't even know what Dat boi is!"
by That1PersonWhoDefinesThings January 4, 2017
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internet collective of weaponised autism

A group of spasmoidal mouth breathers who group together to bring down SJW by counter-arguing with irrelevant points until they break
I summon the Internet Collective of Weaponised Autism to shut you down!
by Bromgerine II June 5, 2018
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internet friends

a type of friends that you met on the internet or social medias.
by replies November 30, 2022
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piadas da net (internet jokes)

1-Used to describe a form of comic that can assume diverse forms like images, videos, etc. and is diffused through the social networks whose access is realized through Internet.
2-a variation of the term "meme"generally used by people over 50 used mostly in Portuguese-speaking countries
boy 1- eu realmente gosto desta pagina de Facebook, ela partilha piadas da net (internet jokes) muito engraçadas
boy 2 -não te atrevas a chamar memes ,"piadas da net (internet jokes)" de novo ,eles são a joia da internet e devem ser tratados como tal
by winterwyanamelody June 24, 2018
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Rule 101 of the internet

Rule 101: All rules of the internet must be followed, no questions
Mike: hey, what happens if I don't follow a rule of the internet?
Anonymous: Rule 101 of the internet states you must follow all rules, if you don't, you DIE,
by Papa Ronin July 19, 2020
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