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Scallop-fucker 

Someone who idolizes JDM (Japanese domestic market) cars and believes them to be the pinnacle of performance, even in there unmodified form. These people are generally very argumentative about the performance of these cars and are usually under the impression that they are the fastest cars on the road. These people usually believe this because of the dominant performance of these cars in movies, shows, and games like fast and furious, initial D, and need for speed.
Joseph is such a scallop-fucker
People who idolize JDM cars are scallop-fuckers
Scallop-fucker by SaltyTomato1 November 29, 2023
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Fist Fucker

A term applied to the sort of rogue who wears an off-the-peg suit to Royal Ascot or is proud that he has Grade 8 in Ukelele.
Aubrey: I say, Neville. I loaned my entire collection of rare vinyl Death Row recordings to Jeremy and I’ve just discovered that he disposed of them at an illegal rave in exchange for casual sex with a dusky bosomy wench from the colonies.

Neville: Oh, blast! Did that include your original pressing of The Chronic, personally autographed by the Dre Johnny?

Aubrey: Alas, yes.

Neville: You know, Aubrey. I’m inclined to think that Jeremy is something of a Fist Fucker.

Aubrey: Reluctantly, I’m forced to agree, old chap.
Fist Fucker by Fake Flag December 3, 2023

nephew fucker 

Dennis: You know Adam?
Mark: Yeah, he's such a nephew fucker and a rock spider. I don't like him.
nephew fucker by EvanC7 December 17, 2023

Fly Fucker 

When your penis is so small it can fuck something the size of a fly.
Archie: "Hey, yesterday I saw a fly fucker!"
Me: "oh hey, that was probably me!!!!"
Archie: "no way, I do that too!!! Your penis is abnormally small as well?!"
Me: "Yes!!!!"

Gorilla Fucker 

A person who likes to fuck fat people or fat animals (pisificly gorillas)
Dexon: I got tired of fucking Nick so I fucked a fat gorilla, yes I'm a gorilla fucker.

Kayla: YOU WERE CHEATING ON ME?!?!
Dexon: yes.
Gorilla Fucker by JBJB69420 January 28, 2024

LadyBoy Fucker 

Somebody who enjoys having sex with ladyboys. These people are typically found in Tiwan or Cancun and most times they are named Finn.
Person 1: Did you hear Finn had sex with a ladyboy on his trip to Cancun.
Person 2: No, I didn't but I always knew he was a ladyboy fucker.
LadyBoy Fucker by MonkeyEnjoyer69 February 13, 2024

teacher fucker

A person who fucks her teacher to get a better grade
Leann is such a teacher fucker
teacher fucker by RatmanINC. February 20, 2024