by Rey (pseudonym) September 14, 2021
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by Laughs Along With Humans June 15, 2023
Get the Classified Trump Dump mug.When two males or females simultaneously take a crap while in bathroom stalls next to each other. This may include a friendly conversation between said parallel dumpers.
by Whateverdude August 31, 2013
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Somebody who uses a credit card as a debit card would normally be used in order to accrue cash-back benefits. However, they're chumps...
by TheRealAOC February 4, 2021
Get the Credit dump chump mug.While on a date, you are overcome with intense diarrheal pain and are forced to excuse yourself from the table. Being gone for more than the standard 3 minute urination time period, you accept that your date has realized you are taking a shit so you take your sweet ass time. You then come back to the table only to find an empty chair, a half eaten tuna tartare and an unpaid bill. Your asscheeks are still greasy and your night is ruined.
Tom’s only chance at true love was thwarted by an unavoidable Judas Dump. The betrayal by both his stomach and the love of his life left him heartbroken.
by Daddylongdick813 February 9, 2019
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Dude, after I brought her home from last night she gave me a blump and dump, don’t worry I cleaned up
by The blumper May 8, 2025
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