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Bag Dad

A male who regularly spends his family's weekly budget on weekend nose bags rather than sustaining his own family or paying child support. Very rarely appears to have any money and will plead poverty on any day of the week except Friday. An emotional abuser who can often be heard complaining about how nobody loves him. Is also allergic to cats, but only on Mondays and Tuesdays. Masturbates profusely when left unattended for five minutes.
"Why aren't we going on holiday again this year Mom? Well unfortunately when I was younger I married a Bag Dad"
by GetLucky500 January 25, 2022
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Jah’s Dad

Fatass Muslim’s kid’s big daddy who has weak knee’s
by Champ3214 April 26, 2022
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DAD

by Big Back Daddy December 13, 2024
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girl dad

similar to a malewife, in which a man takes up traditionally women's roles.

a very good father, usually to girls.
a girl dad takes his kids to parks and makes their lunches
by radiorevel January 2, 2024
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Felix’s Dad

did you see Felix’s Dad?
yeah hes such a dilf
by SaYmon__ November 21, 2021
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lil dad

The word for when you and someone else have both slept with the same person, but not each other.
"Ayyyy I heard that I'm a lil dad with Jay, now that they boinked Ray" --someone who also boinked Ray
by marxybro March 24, 2016
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dad

by Dad_where_are_you September 1, 2020
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