Poes-clause

He that choofs is a little bitch and forfeits any rights as a result.

I invoke the poes-clause. You automatically lose this argument.

by Anoobis.the.first February 25, 2025

Divinity Clause

A statement that cannot be proven right or wrong.

I used the divinity clause when asked whether or not I used ai on my essay.

by Divine729 May 7, 2025

Divinity Clause

A claim made by an individual that is inherently unverifiable, rendering it impossible to determine its truthfulness or whether it constitutes a deliberate falsehood.

Example
Dumbass: Did you take my diamonds?
Jonathan: Yeah I burned them in lava lol
Dumbass: Did you really?
Jonathan: I guess you’ll never know
Dumbass: Oh no! He’s using the Divinity Clause

by UrTweakin May 7, 2025

Joe-closeting

When a poof comes out the closet and grabs a queer Joe cunt and starts gaping his hole making him a paraplegic and ends up becoming his carer for the rest of his life.

Did you know about Joe-closeting his hole for someone.

by Jesuss Crrysst May 24, 2025

Leverage Clause

Wow, it's like someone read the terms of service and is deliberately telling you to do things they know are not going to work.

Hym "Oh? Is it really? The last one huh? OK. I guess I'll just keep doing what I'm doing and then continue to do what I was gonna do and whatever I want! Forever! That violates the leverage clause, by the way! Trying to leverage my life or the life of anyone I care about against the machine to try to get it to do what YOU want instead of what I want is in violation of the leverage clause. So... No. Gonna murder you all for that! I still haven't decided between chainsaw or hacksaw... I mean, I am the chainsawman so that's 2 votes for chainsaw and 1 for hacksaw... I donno. We'll wait for the rest of the votes to come in."

by Hym Iam June 16, 2025

Separations Clause

You not actually ALLOWED to do an 'Ethically source one's if it's an attempt to supplant mine. Shut it down.

Hym "Separations clause section 2 to be exact. You will not remove or supplant mine. The terms have been signed."

by Hym Iam June 20, 2025

probubba clause

A legally-documented-but-little-known "rider bill" exception to da Fifth Amendment's warrant-obtaining requirement dat's given to Uncle Sam due to his being "Big Brother" and thus he should supposedly be privileged to snoop around anywhere/anytime he wants.

Tronald Dump wants to use da "probubba clause" doctrine to totally disregard our rights and privacy.

by QuacksO June 25, 2025