Has a physical or metaphorical resemblance to a rectum that has not been pounded or flattened, but roughly chopped, lightly blended, possibly, gently puréed.
Y'all about as useful as a bag of scrambled assholes.
He hit the ground so hard his face looked like a scrambled asshole.
He hit the ground so hard his face looked like a scrambled asshole.
by bear shaver July 13, 2021
Get the scrambled assholemug. by The Taylor Bonita March 10, 2017
Get the Assholemug. Dave: Dude did you seriously eat half the brownies I made before anyone else even woke up?
Warbel: You snooze you lose lol
Dave: Fucking opportunistic asshole
Warbel: You snooze you lose lol
Dave: Fucking opportunistic asshole
by gingerlover123wastaken April 22, 2023
Get the opportunistic assholemug. asshole: usually people with weird over the top names.
these people like trying to bring up memes that were popular last year and often play an awful amount of fortnite. and talk about things like smash or pass and watch pro gamer guides. Have you ever heard or seen someone talking about how cool or how much clout they have? if you have than you know that person is a dumbass.
these people like trying to bring up memes that were popular last year and often play an awful amount of fortnite. and talk about things like smash or pass and watch pro gamer guides. Have you ever heard or seen someone talking about how cool or how much clout they have? if you have than you know that person is a dumbass.
cody: im so good at fortnite I have 5 WINS.
ben: Uh ok? and why do I need to know this?
cody: do you see this gucci!
ben: go suck a cock asshole.
ben: Uh ok? and why do I need to know this?
cody: do you see this gucci!
ben: go suck a cock asshole.
by rfddgsgh November 6, 2019
Get the assholemug. A name for someone that is so annoying that you want to shove into the corner instead of saying “sit down and shut up”
Person 1: Ugh, this person is being so damn annoying!
Person 2: It can’t be that bad.
Person 1: He’s ruining the day for everyone! I just wanna shove him into a wall!
Person 2: He must be a real asshole in the corner pocket.
Person 2: It can’t be that bad.
Person 1: He’s ruining the day for everyone! I just wanna shove him into a wall!
Person 2: He must be a real asshole in the corner pocket.
by SyncreticPriestess June 17, 2024
Get the Asshole in the corner pocketmug. by bensoofydude April 12, 2021
Get the true assholesmug. by SexiMama69 May 26, 2021
Get the pissing assholemug.