Twat Waffle

Chrissy Teigen.

Chrissy Teigen is a bona fide Twat Waffle.

by Hollywood Loves Me May 25, 2021

An twat

Name of a person with a small penis that enjoys giving oral sex to females while fingering there anus

He an twat Ed me

by Fftjjdtj August 18, 2022

Twat Bubble

A trapped queef

Used as an insult or to describe your trapped bubble. Twat Bubble

by Casual potato bear April 29, 2021

twat plaster

Does exactly what it says on the tin.

A plaster for bleeding twats.

ie. A tampon, or sanitary towel.

For fuck's sakes Shane, you really are a complete twat plaster.

by Ti September 3, 2004

Twat

Niel Spence Is a wind up merchant which makes him a twat

Niel stop been a twat

by Trev123or October 11, 2021

twat blocking

The equivalent of cock blocking

Did you get lucky last night No some dumb chick was twat blocking all night long.

by (Inhalethroughnose) September 22, 2019

Twat Twitchy

When your vagina pulsates thinking of your ex husband of 30 plus years.

Thinking of you still makes my Twat Twitchy.

by Tina the Twat Twitcher April 3, 2024