January 9th

If your name is Easton and you were born on this day you are gay. :)
And you are also a maniac crackhead and like getting high on Coka Cola :)
And you like ripping soda cans in half.

Person: Bro Easton was born on January 9th
Other Person: That means that he is gay, and is a crackhead!
Person: Ha! I knew it!

by ThatCrazyChild_24 March 4, 2022

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January 19th

January 19th , sawfish/carpenter shark appreciation day. Sawfish are critically endangered, if you see one please leave it be !!!!!!

“Yo! It’s January 19th!”

“What’s so special about today?”
“It’s sawfish appreciation day!!”
“Aw fuck yeah I love sawfish!”

by 🧚🏻‍♀️💓 𝒾 𝒹ℴ𝓃𝓉 𝒷𝓊𝓁𝓁𝓎 💓🧚🏻‍♀️ January 16, 2023

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January 11th

National fuck Justin Rahro day, if your name is Justin Rahro FUCK YOU.

Yo today is January 11th
What does that mean
Its Fuck Justin day
Oh yeah, fuck that dude

by Massa niggacoon January 11, 2024

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January 29

National Bimbo Day

It's January 29, happy Bimbo Day!

by Bird lol January 29, 2022

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January 8

be free

January 8 is a special day

by uwu kidnapper girl January 7, 2022

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January 15

-National get drunk and flirt with your crush day!!

Me: *drinks beer*
Also Me: Roses are red violets are blue guess what? my bed has room for two ;)
Crush: Why are you flirting with me and why are you drunk?
Me: It's January 15
Crush: ooooh

by RedPotato November 13, 2020

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