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French Pudding

The act of mixing pudding and human feces to consume for sexual enjoyment
Christian: What are you guys going to to tonight?
Hanna: We're going to make French Pudding :)
by baggerclams November 13, 2020
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French shotgun

Where "shotgun" is defined as sharing smoke (i.e. weed, etc.) between 2 people that ends in a french kiss.
My girlfriend gave me a french shotgun while getting stoned.
by MasterJeffy69 November 20, 2022
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French Middle School

French Middle School is a school with All races. They also are amazing at volleyball and basketball. French Middle School is also going to beat Jardines Ass at Basket ball so get ready Jardine Bitches and Hoes.
We’re going to Beat Jardines ass and Aniyas Keeling because she’s a Homie Hopper and that’s not cute sis Skeirod. French Middle School is the best.
by Bitch imma dog🤪 November 8, 2019
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French Weekend

A weekend in which one does nothing productive and has little social interaction with others. For a true french weekend, one must not leave one's home/dorm at all on Friday or Saturday. Usually, one gets more than 24 hours of sleep on friday and saturday nights combined. Lots of leftover food, ramen noodles, and/or Domino's is consumed. Personal hygiene is neglected; Masturbation occurs frequently. French weekends wind down on Sunday afternoon, when one cleans one's living quarters and takes an excessively long shower, in which the balls are washed thoroughly. Only after this thorough washing of the balls may homework or any preparation for the week ahead begin.
Dude 1: "I had a great weekend. What did you do this weekend?"

Dude 2: "Literally nothing bro. I had a French Weekend."

Dude 1: "That's awesome dude. You're so lucky."
by Osama bin Fuckin May 24, 2018
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French fries

"Are you guys friends"
"Yeah he brought me French fries"
by Imrightthanks June 14, 2015
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what the french toast

a non vulgar more polite way to say to what the fuck when being being vulgar is not appropriate or unwanted
my neighbor karen illegally had my car towed what the french toast was she thinking
by bluebear July 30, 2024
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French CPR

the act of kissing with tongue while laying on top of the person recieving the kiss. hands on chest are optional.
Dave: did you her that John gave Amanda French CPR, I heard she was blacked out and he woke her back up!
Michael: dude, thats called sexual assault.
by WhyWouldYouPostThis December 31, 2021
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