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fart bloom time 

The time from when you fart till the time you actually smell it. Usually it's instantaneous but could take a couple seconds.

Picture a fart being released and "blooming" upwards like an atom bomb.
Man, that fart had some bloom time. I almost thought it wasn't going to have any smell at all. That was a long fart bloom time.

That fart smelled pretty weak at first but as the bloom time increased it got richer and richer...damn.
fart bloom time by anonymous February 18, 2021
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fart box 

when you fart in the car and your parents have to open the window
fart box by FlareK7 February 19, 2021
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Fart-triloquism 

When you seek pranking revenge, you take your socks off after a long day at work, roll them into a tight ball and fart directly into a sock. Then you throw the fart filled sock at across the room at your unsuspecting prey. The sock hits the person in the face. The stink bounces out of the sock and person has no choice but to smell your fecal vapor. Have fart will travel.
Lately, Missy has demonstrated how depraved she is. When her husband, Kevin, who did not clean up the kitchen befoe she came home from work and found him watching TV, performed the lude act of Fart-Triloquism. She actually threw her pungent fart--using her dirty sock as the transport vehicle at him. What a stink bomb!

Fart Army 

The name of Ian's "Fanbase" in an old Smosh skit about comedy videos
Ian: SUP FART ARMY!

Nobody: ...

Fart Sock 

A sock that has found a life amongst the change gathered under the couch cushions. After a few months, every member of the family has farted on this sock and when it is found along with a seventy two cents worth of change it is no longer a regular sock, it is a fart sock.
I found a dollar thirty six in change and a fart sock under the couch cushions today.
Fart Sock by Fart Diddly March 19, 2021

FART MOMENT

A "fart moment" is when one human farts and the other farts therefore creating a "fart moment"
Example

Person 1:(Farts)
Person 2: I gotchu bro (Farts)
Person one:"lets make a fart moment"
Person two:"Okay"
FART MOMENT by BritishChockin March 21, 2021
Is an insult to someone who likes to eat poop.
Jerade Warner is a fart face because he ate my poop