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Ethan Weaver

Ethan is the most hottest, most handsome, and most bestest friend to have on Earth. If you have a friend named Ethan make sure you thank them and worship them for being the best of the best. Don't forgot to give them head or sex whenever they ask because if you do so, you will learn the ways of Ethan Weaver.
You: Oh hey Ethan
Ethan Weaver: gib head
You: yes sir.
*gawk gawk gawk*
by Milkhail November 23, 2021
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ethan chill

super CHILL dude, kinda a crackhead but super cool 😎😎😎
whos ethan chill??
mannnn thatsss my homie ethan chilllllllllll
by apolloniaaaaa May 31, 2019
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Ethan

Ethan is a Person who should ask Kaira out but has no fucking balls so is waiting to long and is gonna get a response that is negative when he finally grows the balls to ask her out
Ethan is a pussy
by Suck a pp December 6, 2019
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Ethan Poole

Your local stupid asian friend that you met from another friend in middle school.
Damn, that guy is an Ethan Poole!
by baconbob6969 March 3, 2022
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Ethan

A complete idiot, is hugely gross, always thinks girls like him but they all just don’t, every girl that seems him runs away!!!
Oh my gosh!!! Can you feel that? It’s an earthquake, nvm it’s just Ethan
by Max213 December 17, 2018
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Ethan

Ethan is very kind and funny. His eyes sparkle in the sun, his hair is so nice and looks so good, his smile and laugh is so cute. He loves sport and hangs around with a lot of friends. He is not shy and would talk to someone he doesn’t know. He is a good guy and if a Ethan asks you out say yes. They know how to have fun, smile and brighten up your day
Ethan:hey lily how’s your day
Lily: good thanks for asking
by Live,love&laugh August 9, 2019
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Big Ethan

Ethan is a jewish boy who dislikes fat people and loves exploring other mens bodies. There is much we do not know about ethan but if you see him in the wild run away as fast as possible.
by oafweofnef February 19, 2024
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