Trotterless Donkey

This ignorant beast was formed when Uncle PecTOR decided to cross Satan’s Stinkybridge, as he had the opportunity to alleviate his Obsessive Canine disorder OCD. He did this to ensure that the kennels were pristine for when Steven Mcrgregor went to Preston to get ironed.
As uncle PecTOR reached his destination, he was as bald as a coot, and a donkey was stood right by the kennels with its trotters in a brown bin looking pignorant as Horez.

Jake texts Steven to receive what can only be described as a trotterless donkey.

by Uncle Pecter July 8, 2019

donkey

a fat small horse also known as an ass they are brown also used a a insult

you fat ass donkey!

by mothertruckerrr789 October 7, 2019

Lava Donkey

(n) big booty girl who enjoys bukkake

Tracy had a 10 person bukkake orgy. She’s a true Lava Donkey

by LCFIT February 7, 2019

donkey punch

To punch your partner in the back of the head during sex..and they like it!

I loved it when my boyfriend donkey punched me, I instantly orgasmed.

by trip ships September 13, 2021

White Donkey Clean

My white donkey clean, this is actually Swedish slang referring to the act of getting head. The term originated in West Sweden is the early 00’s with the majority of the population being predominantly white, alongside being ‘hung’ like a donkey. The ‘clean’ side comes from the act of being sucked clean. Natural banter between young Swedish boys,

“I went round to Freja’s house now my White Donkey Clean bro!“

by probablynotwindenwise November 22, 2021

Donkey Dildo

Something that sucks so abysmally bad that there really isn't any other way to describe just how large of a fuckup the situation is.

> unfathomable turmoil currently present
"This situation sucks donkey dildo!"
> ranked teammates tank the entire team for being generationally washed
"My lobby sucks donkey dildo!"
> raining outside, no coat, cold as fuck, windy
"This weather right now sucks donkey balls!"

by Tbblobnoern November 22, 2025

Don't Be A Donkey

"The absolute talk show" podcast coined the phrase, "Don't be a donkey" meaning "don't be a jackass.

Trent was being mean about my weekend events and i replied, "don't be a donkey!"

by The absolute talk show podcast April 16, 2025