dick heavy Share definition Flag (adverb) Used to describe a group of people in which there are more males than females. Synonym: sausage fest "Dude, we should call Sara and Angela before we head to the party, we're kinda dick heavy." dick heavy by Frank Taylore March 10, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the dick heavy mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch