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Christian Telles

You're such a Christian Telles
by Anon152 November 26, 2010
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Christian is very gay
Christian is Gay
by ryder gay May 29, 2022
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oh yeah Christian is a girl.
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Yeah dude Christian is such a dick hole
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Christian

They love Jesus. Yeah that's it. At times, homophobic people like to go by this name as well as Pedophiles, but the normal ones are ok.
Nick: Karl, Are you Christian?
Karl: Yeah, why :D?
Nick: But you know i'm gay right?
Karl:...ok, and?
Nick: I thought you guys hate us
Karl: nah idk who started that stereotype
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Christian

A hot fuckking god with a large penis. Loves 69. Who could ask for more? He is always funny and nice. One of the smartest in the class. He'll always be there for you no matter what happens. He can be annoying like anyone, or that you don't need him sometimes. But the absence of him drives you insane. He's been through more then you could imagine, but when your in his arms, it just feels safe because you know you have him to guide you. Christian is a very sporty guy.
But even as friends he's perfect. He will ditch even a girlfriend that tries to mess with you. You could be in love with him and see him with another girl, but as long as he's happy you're happy. Yet if he's mad at you, you feel so ashamed and as if your a burden. Over all, hes the person that you haven't lived till you see him. AKA Girls bestfriend. Everybody loves Christian and he´s dick :)
Christian is defined as a God, Girls bestfriend and a Legend
by i have a Crush on Christian December 12, 2016
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Christian Lights

Noun, brown lights in the Iowa Christian community. See also Christen Leitz
These are some mighty ugly Christian lights
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