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Gooner Boomer

Noun/Adjective

Refers to people, technically from Gen-X & older (born 1980 or before) but mainly boomers (born 1946-1964). who display the behaviors typically associated with a "gooner" or a sex/porn addict. Their subconscious thoughts on some women are still focused primarily on sex, as if they were no more than a toy for their eyes. This also applies to gay men & straight or gay women, although it's several times rarer than for a heterosexual man. This is primarily due to traditional roles & their upbringings.

These older people also typically tend to get away with being a goon blatantly & often target younger adults (18-25) as their "material". These are only common traits though, and not required to label someone as a Gooner Boomer

SIDENOTE:
Silver Foxes technically count since they're paying young women for sex, but they're connotatively different. a Gooner Boomer is more specific to the ones who are: significantly older than a standard Silver Fox, can't get any play & behave more like incels.
Those old heads at The Oscars do not care at all about womens talent; They only care about if she's hot. They're all Gooner Boomers!
by Sweezo1 March 4, 2025
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fisheries boobery

A specific form of stupidity the field of fisheries science and management discovered by the Pennsylvania Fish & Boat Commission.
The level of fisheries boobery going on at Big Spring in Pennsylvania is unparalleled.

Why do PFBC employees need a degree to be a fisheries manager, it's all political realities and fisheries boobery in the end?

The Pennsylvania Fish & Boat have helped cause an ecological genocide on brook trout by stocking and their fisheries boobery.
by Mike Kauffman March 19, 2025
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fisheries boobery

A specific form of stupidity in the field of fisheries science and management discovered by the Pennsylvania Fish & Boat Commission.
The level of fisheries boobery going on at Big Spring in Pennsylvania is unparalleled.

Why do PFBC employees need a degree to be a fisheries manager, it's all political realities and fisheries boobery in the end?

The Pennsylvania Fish & Boat have helped cause an ecological genocide on brook trout by stocking and their fisheries boobery.
by Mike Kauffman March 19, 2025
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Browser Bomber

A webpage designed to crash your browser, whether intentionally or unintentionally.

An example of a browser bomber is a wiki page (mostly Fandom) that displays so much text and images that your browser can’t handle it.
“Yeah, this page is surely a browser bomber. It crashed my entire browser.”
by toowacky4u March 31, 2025
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Captain Boomerang

A shirtless Australian man on steroids who hates vaccines, and always has boomerangs on hand.
Dude, that's Captain Boomerang!
Alfred got jacked up by Captain Boomerang!
by P00RSP0RT April 7, 2025
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Browser Bomber

A wiki page that has the ability to crash your browser.

This is achieved if a wiki page has so many words and/or images that your browser trying to load it all but can’t, and ends up crashing.
“Dude, that wiki page is a Browser Bomber. Be careful.”
by toowacky4u April 24, 2025
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Uni-bomber

When your non-university friend stays at your digs during rag week to pretend to be a student chasing other students at all the parties
Who's that new bloke with X? Oh, he's just another uni-bomber escaping his dreary corporate job for a weekend
by JesusJonesUK May 8, 2025
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