That non-student friend who crashes all your uni parties trying to get off with anything that moves...
Luke: hey Alex, there's a big party down the student Union this weekend, wanna come?
Alex: too right! Got a spare bed?
Luke: Andy's due here too, but you know what a unibomber he is; he won't be 'sleeping' here at the weekend 😉
Alex: too right! Got a spare bed?
Luke: Andy's due here too, but you know what a unibomber he is; he won't be 'sleeping' here at the weekend 😉
by JesusJonesUK February 09, 2023
That non-student friend who invites himself over for all your university parties and tries to get off with anything that moves
Luke: hey Alex, there's a big party down the student Union this weekend, want come?
Alex: too right! You got a room free?
Luke: well, Andy's here too, but you know what a unibomber he is... He won't be 'sleeping' here anyway... 🥳
Alex: too right! You got a room free?
Luke: well, Andy's here too, but you know what a unibomber he is... He won't be 'sleeping' here anyway... 🥳
by JesusJonesUK February 09, 2023
When your non-university friend stays at your digs during rag week to pretend to be a student chasing other students at all the parties
Who's that new bloke with X? Oh, he's just another uni-bomber escaping his dreary corporate job for a weekend
by JesusJonesUK May 08, 2025