Boomberg

When you have to deal with the constant shame of knowing that you applied to hundreds of jobs with the word Bloomberg misspelled on your resume.

When I looked at my resume, I realized I had Boomberged myself .
That guy's a really Boomberger.

by ImaPopAnyway July 8, 2021

bloomberg

To take something away, or ban it; to deprive a large group of people something simply because you don't like it.

A large sugary soft drink has too many calories, so in NY they bloomberged it. ban block remove prohibit

by JoezWaleZ March 21, 2013

Boomergang

A group of baby boomers, used in a social or derogatory way.

I can't wait for my 50th high school reunion; the whole boomergang will be there.

I didn't expect to see a large boomergang at the beer garden; the patrons there are usually younger and more lively.

by MikeInDC August 10, 2017

bloomberg

To throw something in the trash which is recyclable.

I couldn't carry around an empty soda can all day until I found a recycling bin, so I just had to bloomberg it.

by jacksonjohnson December 15, 2008

Bloomberg

Usually a reference to Micheal Bloomberg, the founder of Bloomberg L.P. and the current Mayor of New York City.

The say Bloomberg may still enter the 2008 race as an independent.

by nonamenoslogan January 30, 2008

Boomergraph

A boring, rambling, inexplicably-long comment left after an online news article; most often follows a Yahoo article; almost always left by a boomer; frequently, the author's tone is pedantic and smug despite his being completely wrong; the comment almost always includes a disproportionately long explanation of how great and expert the author is.

Confident that his years of watching cable TV have prepared and sharpened his mind for this very moment, the boomer conjured stories of his early years fixing and riding plenty of Huffy bicycles before lecturing the comments section with a 5,000 word boomergraph on the impracticality of electric cars.

by Ax19legal April 4, 2020

bloomberg

Exceptionally wealthy individuals with net worths exceeding $5 billion dollars, bloombergs are typically short males characterized by "Napoleon complexes" and a belief that money can buy anything, including the mayoralty of a major American city. They display extreme arrogance, and enjoy exercising control over other people's behavior and personal freedoms in support of their own personal agendas. Generally self-centered, they often avoid dealing with important issues and focus instead on self-aggrandisement, such as ignoring the re-building the World Trade Center and focussing instead on raising real estate taxes by 18.5 per cent, bringing the Olympics to New York City, building an unneccessary sports complex on New York's West Side or replacing soft drinks with Snapple in New York City public schools. They also tend to favor using public monies to pay poor people to change their behavior, such as providing cash incentives for unwed mothers to seek pre-natal medical care and rewarding unmotivated, drug-addicted hip-hop youth to attend school. Attitudinally controlling, bloombergs oppose cigarette smoking and foods with trans-fatty acids, while displaying speech patterns punctuated with whiny voices and excessive, improper use of the word "ways," as in "we've got a long ways to go." A key indicator of a bloomberg is someone who believes that New Yorkers face greater dangers from crossing the street or smoking cigarettes than they do from another Islamo-fascist terrorist attack.

"Hey douchebag, stop trying to control my life. You're such a bloomberg."

by The Wyndbraker October 8, 2006