A fictional sexually transmitted disease characterized by open-mouth sores, brown nasal discharge, and uncontrollable salivation. Commonly spread through toilet seats, handling praying mantises, and the consumption of kale.
You look tired. Have you been tested for Texas River Mouth?
by The River Walker October 08, 2020
by Ereck Flowers May 29, 2019
I invited some old friends over for Texas Roulette and insisted that I went last. Then I skipped my turn and left alive.
by MailBox218 October 24, 2018
A sexual act in which menstrual blood,feces,and semen are mixed into one and then blasted up the female's anus
Conner:Hey Gertrude I wanna try doing Texas Salsa
Gertrude: OMG I've always wanted to have a disgusting mixture blasted up my ass
Gertrude: OMG I've always wanted to have a disgusting mixture blasted up my ass
by Mr. Meme Dream Supreme June 16, 2020
by Booty-Warrior_8llllllllllO November 16, 2019
A Perfect Gift for anyone with any links to the great state of Texas. This perfect gift will include all the many great gourmet food items that come from Texas including, Pecans, Salsas of many flavors and styles, Cornbread mixes, spices and meat seasonings for grilling, BBQ Sauce, Pepper Sauce, Chili Mixes, Preserves made with Texas Fruit and Pecans, Jalapeno Jelly, Chewy Texas Pralines, Texas Cookbooks and Gifts and much more. All this is packed and packaged in a Texas shaped Basket or a Longhorn Shaped Basket.
by LoneStarLady July 10, 2011
Cowboy: He broke up with me~!
Ohio: Did you do the Barrage of Texas?
Cowboy: Yeah...
Ohio: He doesn't like that, Cowboy.
Ohio: Did you do the Barrage of Texas?
Cowboy: Yeah...
Ohio: He doesn't like that, Cowboy.
by Samurai Sushi November 01, 2022