Pickles on the Side

When a pansexual propositions a transitioning male-to-female and requests that they abstain from penetration until specifically requested during the sexual acts.

Some like to call it ‘when Harry met Sally’, but in Texas we call it Pickles on the Side’

by All Bets Hedged February 4, 2021

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Powder Pickle

The act of dipping your cock in a back of sugar then proceeding to slap your relative in the face with it

Dylan powder pickled colin

by Quandale Dingle Wingle July 20, 2022

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PICKLE PRESS. PRESS. THAT. SHIT. AHHHHHHRGHRHGRHRHHHHH. So what is a pickle press you may ask?

Pickle press: the act of cooling the warm moist pickle on the nice and cool window. OR. the act of trying to get the pickle stuck IN WINTER TIME BECAUSE YOU ARE A MANIAC. anyway. Remember gizmoa lovely innocent cat. never. EVER. EVER PICKLE PRESS IN THE WINTER. Gizmo: *meow*. don't worry the cat will be JUST FINE. anyway. let's put the pickle press into a greater context of deeper understanding while we transcend into the wilker milker galaxy AND FIND THE ULTIMATE GIZMO PICKLE.

Gizmocat: *meows innocently*

(HELP. HELP ME. HELP HELP)

Kelly Gordys women: GORDY!

Gordy is at the window with his pickle up against the glass.

So now we are here and you have reached the end. Now you have a deeper UNDERSTANIDNG. sorry. Um. deeper understanding. of... THE PICKLE PRESS.

by milkthatwilklittleleeeeooooo.L February 21, 2024

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Pickle

Pickle Rick

“man turns himself into a pickle funniest shit I’ve ever seen”

by yeah I’m just wondering April 26, 2020

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Pickle Head

A slur for people who go to stores to buy Pickle juice just to drink it

Person one: ugh I went to Walmart today for pickle juice and someone was outside drinking it all

Person two: damn Pickle Heads, always ruining our pickling plans

by MasterClown February 16, 2024

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