Someone who compulsively scales trees when surprised.
Some people are about to be run over, Frankie has about 5 seconds
Some people wear glasses, Beth looks
like a dude
Some people have rigged the enemy base with explosives, Albert has
Some people are being fangouriously devoured by a gelatinous monster, Hillary's legs are being digested
Some people are about to be run over, Frankie has about 5 seconds
Some people wear glasses, Beth looks
like a dude
Some people have rigged the enemy base with explosives, Albert has
Some people are being fangouriously devoured by a gelatinous monster, Hillary's legs are being digested
by Big Mac January 20, 2005
Get the squirrel-handed mug.When ones hand is limp to the wrist, and one flops it around while saying with a lisp or in a partially thick voice "SALMON HAND!!!" Derived from Derek, and can also be found in a handshake, when one's hand is limp.
by T-Sizzle! June 11, 2006
Get the salmon hand mug.<Brill> Oh my gosh, look at those women! Boy howdy, they are corkers!
<Jazz> Oh god DAMN, you are right! Such fine hinders, and look at them gams! And the hand candy on the one in the blue is driving me krazy!!
<Jazz> Oh god DAMN, you are right! Such fine hinders, and look at them gams! And the hand candy on the one in the blue is driving me krazy!!
by SeanG July 29, 2007
Get the hand candy mug.by potatoboy June 8, 2004
Get the invisible hand mug.When you're at a stop sign and a car on a perpendicular road speeds across, and smashes into something like a school bus.
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This one time my dad was checking my sisters car parked in the drive way, Until he hears a rustling sound by his car. at first he thinks it is something in the bushes, but when he stares in that direction he notices his spare tire on the back of his car is moving unusually, and then it pops. He says "What the heck?" and he comes inside to tell me the story later that evening, and I thought to myself WOAH Shoe Hand.
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This one time my dad was checking my sisters car parked in the drive way, Until he hears a rustling sound by his car. at first he thinks it is something in the bushes, but when he stares in that direction he notices his spare tire on the back of his car is moving unusually, and then it pops. He says "What the heck?" and he comes inside to tell me the story later that evening, and I thought to myself WOAH Shoe Hand.
by Menalaghalaghalaghalagha November 10, 2010
Get the Shoe Hand mug.by Lexie "Jeffrey" October 11, 2005
Get the dead hand mug.a spider hand is when somebody thinks there a big man and does the "ten man walk" really badly. And there hand looks like there about to shoot a web out of it like spiderman.
Boy 1- 'Dude wtf are you doing with your hand?!'
Boy 2- 'Nothing man im just walking'
Girl- 'I know he has serious spider hand'
Boy 2- 'Nothing man im just walking'
Girl- 'I know he has serious spider hand'
by Bangbuddie of thee spiderhand April 13, 2009
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