The Lifetime Wank Award

When Some Takes Ages To Cum While Masturbating
I heard That Person Over There Took 4Hours to cum while masturvbating last night,
Wow, He Deserves The Lifetime Wank Award
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Wank Euphoria

That happy feeling you get as soon as you bust a nut. This only last a few seconds.
-Wank Euphoria
by Dr. Aneurysm May 03, 2016
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volcan mind wank

when one masturbates without actually touching him/her self
look up andy hoad on facebook he likes to volcan mind wank
by go go gadget dick March 27, 2011
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Danger Wank

Masturbating using a vibrator on the highest setting until both your legs go temporarily paralysed
I can't walk I just danger wanked everywhere
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Danger wank

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, The queen,gingers,. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
Yo is that the queen
Pulls down pants’
What are you doing

Poping a danger wank
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Double stocking wank

The act of two women giving a man a footjob together whilst wearing pantyhose or stockings, usually ending in the guy cumming in their feet and legs
Last night, I ran into Cara and Nadia. They invited me back to their place for a fantastic double stocking wank
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Skeevy Wank

when two or more boys get together and wank each other whilst thinking about girls
Wow me and john just had a Skeevy wank,it was very satisfying
by Alex Gizzle July 24, 2008
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