Two Hand Ham Twister

The Two Hand Ham Twister (THHT) is an advanced form of head in which the one giving head has one hand on the base of the dick and one hand near the top and twists them in opposite directions back and forth while simultaneously moving both hands up and down in sync with each other and the mouth giving the head. This type of head requires a considerable amount of lubrication and skill and it is also the type of head Simon is receiving.
"bro I got a Two Hand Ham Twister from my girl last night, that shit made me nut in 30 seconds"
by Slangslammer9000 October 12, 2019
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Two Sausage Egg Breakfast

While two men are docking, they proceed to ejaculate and the semen drips into a third persons mouth while lying under them. The man proceeds to blow both men above him.
Nick: Hey man, lets give Jim a Two Sausage Egg Breakfast.
Josh: Hell yeah he looks hungry.
by FullMetalBalrog March 11, 2021
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The act of placing your index and middle finger in the women’s vagina and placing your pinky finger in the anus simultaneously.
Dude, last night was crazy. Samantha let me put two in the loot, one in the boot.
by Debbie Hall June 22, 2018
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Arthur Two Sheds Jackson

A man who does NOT have two sheds, despite his moniker. He is not planning on getting another. He only has one, and this shed of his has no special features.
"THAT IS IT! I am throwing away the bloody shed!"
"Then you'll be Arthur "No Sheds" Jackson, right?"
by Zach G. November 09, 2003
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a cool way of saying shocker. When you put your index and middle finger in her pussy, and the pinky in her stink hole.
Hey man, i heard corey gave that bitch courtney two in the pink, one in the stink.
by Twist_of_F8 June 14, 2007
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Two Men in one Cat

You just fucking looked up Two Men in one Cat in hopes to watch a cat being raped by two men what the fuck are you doing with your life
by swagmeansecretlywearegay September 26, 2019
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two-twelve (2-12)

An New York Idiom for "let me talk to you/let's talk) derived from the dominant NYC area code, 212.
Let me two-twelve (2-12) with you
by NYCtrapping April 03, 2017
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