taint slam 

the act of punching somebody in the taint

That ho-bag makes me so mad i wanna taint slam her

taint slam by Zbuckley May 17, 2007

taintention 

When one's taint receives sexual attention.

Last night this girl was licking my balls so much I got some accidental taintention.

Taintention is AWESOME.

Hey baby, anal sex is so passee. I need some taintention.

Hey baby, my balls and my asshole need some simul-taint-eous action.

taintention by Sean Bry July 25, 2007

Taintsville

A small Floridian town. "It 'taint Oviedo and it 'taint Chuluota."

She lives in the middle of Taintsville.

Taintsville by Trixie822 February 6, 2010

Bitch in Training

A Bitch in Training (BIT) is a young girl studying duly under her mother or some other female authority figure on the art of being a bitch. BIT's are often seen in the supermarket blabbing orders to their younger siblings. At a slightly older age, BIT's can be seen at Abercrombie and Fitch or The Gap learning how to spend their future husband's money. You've all seem them. Mere months is all that separates the ripe BIT from full on bitchery. It's like an apprenticeship -- a bitch apprenticeship.

Man, what's up with your little sis? She's only 11 and she's got a whole new ensemble from The Limited??

Dude, I know. She's a total Bitch in Training.

Bitch in Training by Teve Torbes January 5, 2009

taint 

The area between ur bits and pieces... Because t'aint your ball sack, and t'aint ur ass crack. Generally after a long day of work it begins to smell of cheese! :)

My taint started to bleed when I jumped on the seatless bike off the Empire state building!

taint by Jason Witt August 10, 2007

taint snapper 

A small powerful fart that tickles the skin between your testicals and anus and or vagina and anus.

Did you here that? That was a taint snapper!

taint snapper by Blake Dremmel April 8, 2007

Taint stank 

The rancid body odor that emits from a man's taint (the area between the ball sack and the asshole) usually after sweating or exerting some sort of effort.

DUDE1: "Dude, after doing that workout I've got some EPIC taint stank."

DUDE2: "Yeah, dude, I know... I can smell it from here."

Taint stank by GAActor June 7, 2010