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suck my toes 

A phrase given to those who aren't worth "Suck my ass" or "suck my dick"
Liz you can "suck my toes"
"shut up Jacob" as she runs away
Related Words
toe toejam toenail toe up toe rag toe sucker toey toeing toe job toe tag
The end result of cramming your toe in a bitches ass.
Sean stuck his toe in that bitches ass and now shes got toebutt.
Toebutt by xp5000ss April 27, 2009
a text message composed with intense beauty combining poetry and prose; poetic message sent via text; a short well-written and eloquent text message.
The toem he sent was both profound and touching.

Peter creates toems that tug at one's heart.
toem by romec January 3, 2012

shell toes 

Adidas shoes with the toe of the shoe that is a large rubber cap that has lines running along it, making it look like a shell. Found commonly on the Adidas Superstar and Superstar II's.
I'm just a sneaker pro, I love Pumas and shell toes. ~ Nelly
shell toes by Shadow (Merc.) April 14, 2006
Toesex (also known as toejobs), just like a footjob or footsex, means that a girl uses her toes and/or toenails to jack off or tickle a man's dick, for sexual fun and pleasure.

Beverly has sexy red toenails after trimming and painting them. She gave me the best toesex ever - by using both of her feet, using her first and second toes to softly caressing and pinching my dick. She also dig her toenails on every part of my dick and balls. Oh... that girl is so hot! I love her for that.
Toesex by ToemanExtreme April 11, 2008

Toenail Diarrhea 

When you have the shits so bad and you almost can't take the runny, burning liquid; you begin to dig your toenails into the floor, to prevent yourself from screaming in pain. Usually accompanied with a terrible smell and loss of digestive and colon tract.
Dude, Jenna, did you hear?" "No, what is is, Marissa?" "Steven was in the bathroom for almost an hour." "Oh wow, he had toenail diarrhea again, he needs to stop eating that damn Mexican food.
Toenail Diarrhea by Shadowinchester September 19, 2010